A Couple`s Dialogue

HB = Hubby
WF = Wifey

~ via mobile phone conversation ~

HB : Where are you?

WF : In the car, on the way back home, from the complex.

HB : Have you been home first after your meeting just now?

WF : Yup!

HB : You`re supposed to text me once you reached home after your meeting right!

WF : Yeah..I forgot..

HB : You`ve forgotten about me?

WF : When I`m about to sleep, I always remember you a lot dear, but just now, I was about to go..shopping!

HB : Ooooooo..

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Juruwang : Nak plastik ke?

Saya : Kalau taknak bagi pun takpa.
(Sambil senyum semanis yang mampu.)

Juruwang : Alamak! Ni yang buat nak bagi ni..
(Kawan-kawan juruwang lain gelak macam nak rak.)

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